i got this fwd...i laughed so hard i cried

TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my>toddler decided to release some pent up energy and run amuck. I was>finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and> annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not>start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she>looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you>don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing> Daddy's pee-pee last night!". The silence was deafening after>this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in >tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams>of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too>many times? My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training>and I was on him constantly. One ! day we stopped at Taco Bell for a>quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining>room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course>I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I> realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I>asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh>Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes>with me.". Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an>accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,> because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?". This > time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread >his > cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people>nearly > choked to death on their tacos laughing , he calmly pulled up>his > pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by>thanking me > for the best laugh they'd ever had!

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